People Named after Cars:

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 11/19/2013 at 10:58 • Filed to: None

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So I've met several people named after cars, because that makes sense. After all, many cars are named after people.

Tucker

and Mercedes

were both associates in an office where I worked and both were normal, reasonable human beings. They both mentioned that their parents named them after cars (Tucker's middle name was Oakland. He drove a Firebird. Appropriate, I think.)

Anyway, yesterday I met a woman at work, and her name was...

(spelled differently, but still...)

webmonkees > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/19/2013 at 11:04

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'Porcia'. Stupid git thought I named my daughter after a car.

Sir Halffast > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/19/2013 at 11:07

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Toyota?

Nibbles > Sir Halffast 11/19/2013 at 11:09

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Toyoda

It was spelled differently

webmonkees > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/19/2013 at 11:09

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If you've got a Ford Prefect with a Dent, there's bound to be trouble.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/19/2013 at 11:12

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My daughters first middle name (yes, she has two) is Elleanor. I added the second "L" but it's still there.

William Byrd > webmonkees 11/19/2013 at 11:23

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haha close, Wanda was actually describing what Otto said to Archie. Just watched that again last week, fantastic movie.

William Byrd > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/19/2013 at 11:31

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I feel like Mercedes, Lexus, etc. are usually strippers. I'm ok with that, just pointing it out.

Anon > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/19/2013 at 11:33

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Had a dude named Bentley last semester in my English 1001. Pretty cool dude.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Anon 11/19/2013 at 11:39

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English one-thousand-and-one! Hot diggity!

But in all seriousness, I would totally name a kid after a car, if

A) I wanted hellspawn of my own, and

B) any theoretical males weren't already named Ahab